CONFIRMED: Labour links arms with DRF and TPM in election pact.

The Telegraph has obtained new leaks from senior Labour sources. They confirm earlier speculation by /u/BrexitGlory in an opinion piece penned to this paper, that Labour would look to ally with infamous republicans.

The Labour leader addressed their candidates, informing them that endorsement deals had been struck with the DRF and TPM.

The Labour whip, /u/SmashBrosGuys2933 revealed to Labour candidates that he was endorsed by the DRF in Lincolnshire.

These revelations come at no surprise to most, who had already assumed Labour would side with other radical leftists. The Telegraph could not find any evidence of an official coalition deal between the parties, but as Labour looks lonely on the left, they don’t have many allies to turn to for coalition.

Internal conflict

There were further whisperings of widespread discontent within the party, including within the leadership. According to a high-ranking Labour member, an MP was heard voicing concerns over DRF leader /u/ZanyDraco; stating that the DRF leader hates them. Others questioned the leadership as to why the party was aligning with the DRF. Allegedly, one MP confronted the Labour leader in a row, claiming that even some of the leadership disagreed with the move.

The Telegraph spoke to members and leadership, asking about these rumours. All claims were denied. Members and leadership expressed having a “good working relationship” with the DRF and declined to comment on election strategy.

Official comment from Sam

When asked for an official comment on the leak, Sam responded:

Tensions with voters over Royals

Republicanism is trademark policy of both the DRF and TPM. How this squares with Labour voters in the election cannot be predicted exactly, it is likely to cause concerns with their more patriotic voter however. Labour have had secret republicans in their ranks for some time, but now they have openly endorsed a party set to take a wrecking ball to our constitution.

/u/BrexitGlory is a political pundit and journalist, active in Westminster and specialising in internal Labour party politics.

He is also a Classical Liberal Conservative MP.

“Fronts, leagues and people’s movements; the rise of the minor radicals”

I believe you can tell a lot about a party from its name. Some of them are quite simple. The Libertarian party, LPUK, are Libertarians; they stand for small government and low taxes. I don’t much like the politics of the Labour party, but you know what you are getting when you vote for them. They’re the *labour* party, they are what they say they are, right there on the tin. In a world where politicians are more eager to sidestep real responsibility than solve problems, I think it’s important the public are informed on who they’re voting for. Most of the major parties have kept to the tradition of being honest with naming their parties after their principles, but now that paradigm has been broken by the DRF, the threat rises too from TPM in the upcoming election.

The three minor parties all have very dubious names. Some of them sound as if they are opposing factions in a middle eastern civil war; is that really the kind of attitude we need in Westminster? Nor do any of their names actually mean anything. Loyalist League? Loyal to what? The crown? The nation? That’s basically unionism. I can somewhat forgive them for the “league” part as it seems it’s more a product of uncreative forced alliteration than anything else.

The DRF at least say something meaningful in their name, these republicans obviously want “democratic” reform, allegedly. But what else? For a party to be legitimate it should have clear group of principles to staunchly stick to, not a single policy. I’m puzzled that they’re a “major” party now, they may well be major on one thing but they’re still a minor force to me. In a bizarre move this week they merged with the Party of Wales (Plaid Cymru), another party with a deliberately vague and entitled name. I suppose there was only room for one group of separatists in Wales. Why they must be called the “front” is beyond me, why not “democratic reform party”? Fronts are for battlefields, not democratic halls of power.

TPM are perhaps the worst of all, inherently arrogant and entitled. Who are they to say they represent the people with a mere two MPs? How can they be the people’s movement when nobody votes for them? An alarming policy of TPM is the abolition of the monarchy, not very popular with the people at all with only ~15% of British people in favour of morphing into a republic. If they’re a movement not a party, they shouldn’t have any business in Westminster; but rather mingling on the outskirts of a fragile and very left-wing student protest. Perhaps TPM designed their name as a substitute for their lack of real popularity among the people and their lack of movement towards number 10.

Why the concern though? My concern is three-fold. Firstly, the minor radicals should be honest with the British people. It should say on the ballot paper who they are and what they want. Every other major party has manged it. It’s deliberate deceit. Make no mistake, the minor radicals are ready to betray Britain and their promises if it benefits their power grab.

Secondly, when these parties rise to power, or seize it, they have the unique ability to interpret loyalty, democracy or “the people” however they wish. They can use their populist methods to justify a great number of wicked things, we’ve seen it all before. They can ping around the political spectrum with remarkable flexibility, laying waste to our constitution and leaving us principled moderates to clear up the mess after they’ve gone.

Thirdly, it’s power without purpose. In the devolved assemblies we have seen power without purpose manifest into chaotic decisions, notably in Northern Ireland. When politicians don’t have a purpose, they resolve to virtue signalling and creating haphazard legislation. If it wasn’t for the sound, moderate and sensible policies of the Classical Liberals, Scotland and Wales would be a mess. I thank the hard work of my party and its members every day for that. It isn’t the point though, the system should be designed so our precious constitution and way of life is protected from this madness, no matter who gains power. These minor radicals have no principles

Labour: Major radical

I noticed an ooze of confidence from the minor radicals this week, more so than their usual arrogance, and not just from the DRF. My suspicions led me to catch up with a major party with a history of dabbling in radical republicanism and nationalism; the Labour party of course.

I asked Sam, on behalf of the Telegraph, if Labour had plans to endorse any of the minor radicals. The reply was suspicious to say the last.

“Labour have negotiated with a variety of parties for endorsement deals.”

When pressed specifically on TPM and the DRF being in that variety, Sam declined to answer any specifics. I think it’s probably safe to say that the minor radicals have certainly been in negotiations with Labour and are most likely endorsed in some places. We could be seeing a lot more of them in Westminster come February. I hope my words are heeded and the British people don’t turn to populist nationalism, including the Labour party.

/u/BrexitGlory is a political pundit and reporter active in Westminster, as well as a Classical Liberal MP.

SDLP launches and ready to…merge? LPNI struggles with sense of purpose before by-election battle

Mr Lannister (/u/Comrade-Lannister) made the announcement to form his “new & improved” on Sunday evening. In what is a uniquely strange timing to launch a new party, the leader attack the LPNI as “closet unionists” and accused it of turning the SDLP “against the celtic values it was built upon”. In an interview with this paper Mr Lannister justified the forming of the party in a crowded field, stating:

Frankly the SDLP is a new nationalist party with a strong history of representing the interests of the Irish in the six counties: Even under the yoke of labour, when I lead before, we supported a border poll and would have campaigned to reunite with Eire.

When distancing himself from other nationalists the leader stated:

Unlike Sinn Fein we don’t have a track record of collapsing in on ourselves every other week, and unlike the people’s movement we have a sensible social democratic platform with a realistic economic plan. After all, how the hell do they expect to incorporate a radical socialist economy with that of Eire when the reunification we all desire occurs?

Merger?

Within just minutes of forming the party the leader began planning for a merger with…the LPNI. The move raised eyebrows in the SDLP as members wondered why they had just made the party, only to be merged into the “yoke of labour”, who claims an “other” stance on the union.

There were likely divides within Labour too, it being no secret that even frontbenchers disagree on the issue. Some willing to praise and defend the union while others having tendencies to favour the nationalists. Perhaps they are just “closeted” as Mr Lannister would say.

Chatter and rumours quickly evolved into action. This paper can reveal that talks immediately took place between leaders of the SDLP, LPNI and the Labour party, all seemingly keen to merge their parties and toss aside their values. Not the best way for the Labour leadership to inspire confidence in their party in the last 24 hours of campaigning.

Mr Lannister said the talks were “in practical terms concluded”, the SDLP leader used the same phrase twice, not ruling out that the merger talks are still theoretically an option for him.

Awkward moment for LPNI candidate /u/HKNorman

In order to accurately reflect everyone’s views, the Telegraph contacted the by-election candidate for the LPNI, /u/HKNorman, to ask them if they would clarify their personal views. The candidate declined to make it clear to voters what they are voting for in the LPNI, claiming an “other” stance, no doubt making some roll their eyes. When asked about a border poll the LPNI candidate kept their mouth shut and walked away in a particularly cringe-inducing moment of the campaign and in time for the morning news on the last day of campaigning.

During Mr Lannister’s interview with this paper, he physically spat at the floor after saying “Labour Party Northern Ireland”, despite being open to a merger just hours ago. He also urged his party and core voters to spoil their ballots:

They’ll take no mandate from us!!!

It begs the question, if a party that isn’t standing in the by-election can’t make it’s mind up on the union, is ready to merge with nationalists but isn’t good enough to be endorsed by them, why would anyone vote for them? Why should the voters put their trust in a candidate who they do not know? And a party that seems to have little purpose other than being a bargaining chip for the Labour party leadership? They may be better off rallying behind Mr Lannister and the SDLP, and spoiling their ballots on polling day.

If any disgruntled Labour member who is frustrated at the situation, would like to leak anything, contact @BrexitGlory on discord.

Sam steams to victory! What next for for Labour?

Sam took to the stage after the victory was announced.

It came as no surprise to the nation that Sam (/u/sam-irl) has risen to lead the Labour party, winning the latest Labour leadership contest. A press statement released from the party confirmed Sam won a stonking 82% of the first preference vote, winning 28/36 votes.

Labour stands mostly alone on the left and with a large membership, meaning the leader will have to cater to a broad church. When asked about their position on that spectrum they replied:

My ideology is simple: I believe that every citizen of the United Kingdom should have a guarantee of decent living conditions…Personally I would consider myself a socialist, but I understand that not everyone in Labour is, and I intend to be a leader for everyone across Labour’s ideological spectrum.

The challenge of staying united could be either exacerbated or eased with the Deputy Leader appointment, a vacancy left behind by Sam. Sam declined to reveal which candidate would get their vote and assured this paper that each of the three contenders would make an excellent Deputy Leader.

What next?

As business resumes this week Labour MPs are set to hound the government for it’s £33bn black hole in the budget. Although the error was made by the civil service, Labour will look to criticise the error regardless.

We certainly wouldn’t have gotten rid of the Corporation Tax. Instead, we’d have been happy to institute more progressive means of taxation to fund our programme of building a better Britain.

Labour members and staffers celebrate their candidate’s victory, hopeful for the next general election.

With a general election coming up, Sam will likely look to using Labour’s numbers and capacity for two things. Firstly, the planning of nationwide campaigning events. With candidates in every list seat, and likely a majority of FPTP seats, the public can be expecting some events near them. With the party seemingly unified around their new leader, legislation writing for the new manifesto will be a primary task and one that is easily mobilised by the large and united membership. On the manifesto Sam commented:

…It will center around our vision of building a better Britain for our citizens and our descendants. In terms of GE success: we have an energised membership base and I’m confident we can translate that energy into a successful campaign.

Another Labour source revealed that the party are aiming to run in 35 of the available 50 FPTP seats, as well as every list seat.

Coalition conundrum

With Sunrise in tatters and many Labour MPs pointing the finger at the Classical Liberals, the party could find itself isolated on the left. However, with its newfound energy and numbers it may not matter. A good campaign could see Labour winning enough seats to only need help from their immediate allies in the Liberal Democrats. Nevertheless, Sam kept the options open, stating:

Sunrise failed due to a variety of factors and I think it’d be unfair to assign all of the blame to the CLibs. I can’t say that all of their Leadership were very helpful or interested in saving the coalition. However, Willem was very eager to save Sunrise and I still have lots of respect for him because of how he acted towards the end.

While most party leaders inherit an organisation in disrepair, Sam seems to have run at the perfect time; the membership motivated, the government having a bad week and an election on the horizon. Despite not being able to avoid another sun rise coalition, it could be a far redder one than last time.

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