
Article written jointly by CommanderCody_2002 and cthulhuiscool2, Members of Parliament for South Yorkshire and Surrey respectively.
The Prime Minister has yet to respond to allegations of misleading parliament, by claiming the previous government reduced the budget of the Legal Aid Agency in the Queen’s Speech. In fact, the exact opposite was true. It is perhaps fitting that the speech intended to signal the direction of the government contained such a glaring mistake. More fitting still, that the government would adopt its head-in-the-sand approach to public accountability.
What amounted to a shambolic start to the life of this government, only grew worse when the budget was published on Wednesday. The last remnants of credibility in the Conservative Party were gone. The ever-shifting sands of Conservative policy are deserving of their own article, yet in embracing a hike in the burden of taxation and adopting deficit spending what can we say the Conservative Party stands for if not to maintain its pathetic grasp on power?
The Conservative party would do well to fear the article published by former Deputy Leader /u/LeChevalierMal-Fait, in which it is alleged the Universal Childcare Act was written with “Trojanesque intent”. Former Conservative Member of Parliament /u/Greejatus described the Act as a “poison pill”. The Conservative Party has so far failed to respond yet it is not hard to believe these accusations to be true, only the weapon intended to be used against the previous government has backfired spectacularly. Most ironic of all, perhaps, the Chancellor of the Exchequer intended to be its victim now stands victorious as Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Rather than pass a Sunrise budget under the premiership of Labour, he will pass a Sunrise budget under a Conservative government with the very blessing of those Conservative members who so vocally opposed his policies just a few months ago.
Furthermore, in the very same article, the former Conservative Deputy Leader alleges the existence of a malicious internal pressure group with immense powers “I feel increasingly worried that the group responsible for the dirty tricks is now not only still in senior positions of government but in such positions unrestrained by upstanding people like SirToast.” Hinting at the continued existence of the infamous “Bullingdon Club” and its continued stranglehold over Conservative leadership and by extension, the Prime Minister.
Internal Tory issues aside however the Prime Minister is potentially facing other issues surrounding the Universal Childcare Act. Due to the program’s expansive nature, it is likely that the currently allocated £30 billion allocated to the program may not be nearly enough to properly fund it. With other sources indicating that the program will cost between £50 and £65 billion per annum to operate. Yet another budgetary blunder made by the Prime Ministers team is the lack of inclusion of Welsh income tax in the budget, effectively imposing austerity on Wales. All this, despite a Conservative First Minister who also sits in the cabinet as Foreign Secretary, and Chief Secretary to the Treasury having also served as Welsh Finance Minister.
The budgetary issues don’t end here as the Conservative-Liberal Treasury team may have broken the Climate Change Act by setting the carbon tax at 60 instead of the 80 pounds per tonne recommended by a climate change commission potentially committing an act of ultra vires before the British Parliament and undercutting the previous “Blurple” government’s efforts against climate change. A government which conversely the Conservative were a part of.
These blunders are only exacerbated by the lack of transparency and communication from the Conservative party and their junior partners as shown by the Prime Minister’s sudden absence from PMQs and his sudden substitution by the Former Classical Liberal Foreign Secretary and now Tory Deputy Leader – model-Willem who ended up answering the questions intended for the PM at the last moment. The Prime Minister and his replacement also conveniently failed to answer the question regarding whether “Ambercare” was intended as a trap.
The government’s abysmal performance and behaviour towards other parties leave much to be desired, however, it is ultimately a minority government whose success greatly depends on cooperation with the very parties it has chosen to alienate…..


